Thursday, January 22, 2009

America Twitters: standin n line @ the soup kitchen

I had wondered what the most ominous economic quarter in recent history would do to the pricey gadget industry--Apple, more specifically--and as it turns out America is pretty eager to drown their unemployment fear in sexy tech, as Apple just posted record quarterly revenues

We're probably not hurling toward the apocalypse, but if we are the canned food hoarding will be accompanied by ipod music and the rampaging raiders will be documented with our iphones.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The most accurate epitaph imaginable

Something occurred to me tonight as I scrubbed the carpet again.

Someday I will die and there will be a headstone, and on my headstone should be inscribed this and only this:

C. Bill Salisbury

"In his life
there sure was a lot of cat puke"