Thursday, January 15, 2009

The most accurate epitaph imaginable

Something occurred to me tonight as I scrubbed the carpet again.

Someday I will die and there will be a headstone, and on my headstone should be inscribed this and only this:

C. Bill Salisbury
1975-????

"In his life
there sure was a lot of cat puke"

R.I.P.
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Hilary said...

It's nice that you can use your pain for the greater good (making me chuckle at 11:16 on a Thursday night)

January 15, 2009 at 11:16 PM

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